One of my damn cats loves us so much it deposited a dead bird on the floor of our bedroom today. I’m not sure how long it had been there because I took a shower, and then laid down for a bit, got up and did not put my glasses on right away and didn’t go back into the bedroom for a few hours. So technically it could have been there for like 4 hours, but for the sake of my sanity let’s say it was there about 30 seconds.
When I first noticed it, it was like one of those “I can’t be seeing what I’m seeing” moments and then I just freaked the hell out. I ran from the room flapping my arms and screaming. I had to take care of it myself because Mark wasn’t due home for a long time. (And in reality he’s just as squeamish as I am sometimes)
I actually took my glasses back off to clean it up, because then I couldn’t actually see it, it was just sort of a blob. I was so afraid the thing was going to move or worse, start flapping around inside the grocery bag. If any neighbors were out they had to have thought I was being murdered in here cause I was squealing the whole time.
I’m pretty sure it was Emo who did it, because of where it was left. Cats bring dead things in the house as a “gift”..this one was deposited very obviously on Mark’s side of the bed and Emo loves Mark more than anything. They even cuddle together overnight, with Emo laying in the crook of Mark’s arm, with Mark’s arm around her. Ridiculous.
I told Mark it’s all his fault anyway because up till now the birds have been too fast for the cats. But the other day we had some leftover donuts and Mark threw them out where the birds congregate in our backyard. I told him the donuts made the birds flabby and sluggish and now the cats are having an easier time.
Looks like we are going camping with the club this weekend. It’s an 800 round trip jaunt, so I will be driving a support vehicle rather than riding on the back of the bike. My ass cannot take 800 miles on the back of a bike, lemme tell you. So I will be hauling tents and pillows and coolers and such, and making dinner and breakfast for the gang too. Nothing fancy, maybe chili at night and some eggs and sausage in the morning. Could be fun.
We’re also having a ride tomorrow night, Mark is in charge of it because he is ready to move to the next level of Knight and he has to kick a ride to move up. Emma is going on this one with us, so I had to find an alternate backseat again. Blah.
Speaking of pests (weren’t we?) what the HELL is up with the pincher bugs this year? Every year it seems to be “something” and this year it must be pincher bugs. They are everywhere! I even found a dried up one on my clean cIothes I pulled out of the dryer. Gross. I guess I should just be glad it isn’t grasshoppers, cause you wouldn’t see me out of this house till October. In other pest news, I took a big swig of coffee this morning and there was a moth in it. Yes it went in my mouth. I thought it was the grossest thing that would happen to me all day, but that was before I found the bird.
Well, that’s about it. I feel like I may be getting sick, a bit of an earache and the whole right side of my face is hurting so I am off to bed. Night, y’all.